Miss Euro Blogger - Bursting the Bubble

The U.S. media is quite a curious creature. Whether it is a major news network like CNN or MSNBC or one of the local outlets, American media tries to up the ante on itself on a daily basis. Everything is 'Breaking News' or a 'Developing Story'. From the latest high speed chase to Obama having a cheese sandwich for lunch. Oh, and it needs to be pointed out if he is wearing his flag pin, while eating that sandwich, cuz if not, you know what that means! The main media-idiom I struggle with, is the equal importance that is given to 'true' news story like the bill that was passed in Congress or the uprisings in the Middle East but also the wacky 'news' story of Charlie Sheen's implosion of his career. One effects us all directly, the other only marginally - if at all. The 24-hour news cycle can be overwhelming. I moved here ten days after 9/11. You had to forklift me off the couch to get me away from the TV - because if I was going to die, I needed to

As the occasional jet-setter that I am, I've encountered rather curious behavior on long distance and also not so long flights. So here is a quick rant on how you can successfully piss me off on a plane. It is not okay to: - snore - take your shoes off when you have cheesy feet - pick at your teeth with a tooth pick for hours on end - including when you are talking to me - hog all the elbow space on the shared arm rest - not bring a pacifier when you have a small kid - not do something about it when your kid - who doesn't have a pacifier - is screaming for hours - fart - burp - chew your food with your mouth open - chew your gum with your mouth open - not wash your hands after using the bathroom - bending my head rest all the way back when you use it to peel yourself out of your seat - keep snapping the elastic of your seat pocket - drum your feet against the back of my seat - put your feet up on my arm rest when you sit behind me - kick me w